seesashasmile:

jasssssssmine:

what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves

lol imagine waking up one morning and thug life is tatted on your chest

“I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.”

2 weeks ago with 366,995 notes

cnnbreaking:

*gets A on test*

.02% rise on grade

*gets C on test*

2 weeks ago with 71,943 notes

• channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
• me: ok

2 weeks ago with 183,926 notes

christmasturbate:

vaginas are so ugly and penises are so ugly too why cant genitals be cute and pretty

2 weeks ago with 36,930 notes

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

“haha yeah” [i awkwardly chuckle pretending i know what you just said]

2 weeks ago with 73,224 notes